It's always Autumn in Octobertown!
This spacious park is the go-to destination for romantic hayride enthusiast and Halloween fanatics alike. Steal kisses from your significant other on one of our top-rated “Heartfelt Hayrides”.* Bring the kids and enjoy a variety of fall-themed attractions. Are you a horror junkie? Then maybe our “Skyscreamer” haunted tower experience is the thing for you! (Don't miss the tower's fan-favorite “blood cascade”! It happens on the hour, every hour!)
Octobertown was constructed around the infamous Skyscreamer by eccentric industrialist Welby Falter. Every holiday deserves its own theme park, and Octobertown is now the “Santa's Village” of Halloween fright! In the words of its creator, the park could “never be truly complete” and “doesn't need rides”, we think the Faceless Corporation has brought a lot to the table! Make sure you visit our “Ghost Master General”, Scaredy Crow, and don't forget to ride the Bumpin' Bugs! The Sewer of Slime boat ride is waiting for you, and our Gift Shacks are always open! Octobertown isn't just a vacation spot. As Welby Falter said: “Can't you understand? This isn't a theme park.” - and he was right! It's not just a theme park, it's a full spooktacular experience you'll never forget!
Fans of our Skyscreamer attraction - use this handy list of “live haunts” to keep track of which specific characters will be available to spook you! If you came to see a live haunt that isn't currently listed as “available”, we do offer private fear sessions. Be sure to ask!
|Current list of free-roaming entities. Inter-Company use only. Do not distribute.|
|For additional list of non-roaming objects, contact Ritual Department.|
|Abnormally Large Bacteriophage||Active||Avoid if immune system compromised|
|Awkward Lurching Stick-Man||Active|
|Beast With Segmented Face||Active||Flash photography discouraged|
|Cackling Gasser||Active||Avoid open flame|
|Crazy Quilt Ghost||Active|
|Creeping Weed Girl||Active||May aggravate allergies|
|Dancing Dan the Skeleton Man||Inactive||Claiming to be in “creative rut”|
|Delicious Rotten Matter||Active|
|Employee Amalgamation||Active||Do not cut paycheck(s)|
|Family Man||Active||Do not expose to single mothers|
|Filth Encrusted Cadaver||Active|
|Gray Faded Coquette||Active|
|Hardwood Box with Foot||Active|
|Hive Headed Honeymaker||Active||Notify if allergic to bee stings|
|Insidious Clowder||Active||Not for petting|
|Jiggling Sap Trap||Active|
|Leaky Grocery Bag||Active|
|Men with Conveniently Obscured Faces||Active|
|Mold Flecked Baby Doll||Inactive||Locked down until further notice|
|Mr. Slughands II||Active|
|Peter Puppetpants||Inactive||Do not return to rotation under any circumstances|
|Random Screaming Chainsaw Lunatics||Active|
|Satanic Police Officers||Active||Following their orders is not required|
|Shrieker w/Spilled Guts||Active|
|Skull (rolling, screaming)||Active|
|Sliding Floor Panels||Active|
|Squirming Fingers||Inactive||Out of circulation due to repeated theft|
|Tree Boy||Active||Do not ingest fruit|
|Two-Headed Cayman||Active||Keep hydrated|
|Vomiting Cube||Inactive||Cleaning expenses unsustainable|
|Who-Why the Weirdo||Active|
* Rated #1 corporate hayride service by Make Hay Magazine, 2010.
For more information, contact Leslie Chambers.