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I find the concept of company profiles highly problematic.
Here is a list of my accomplishments.
Instrumental in the creation of the Faceless Corporation's first safe space located in Sector ZZZ-9.
Successfully pressed for discontinuation of “Taco Tuesdays”.
Covertly organized a walk-out of Konglom
Personally added 150+ micro-aggressions to employee interaction handbook.
Inventor of the “break room etiquette penalty collar” for cis-het white male employees.*
Elected head of the Unofficial Faceless Corporation Diversity and Fairness Committee two years in a row.
Created the Unofficial Faceless Corporation Diversity and Fairness Committee.
Record for most inter-personnel restraining orders.
* I have been asked to note that the invention cited was re-purposed from Security's guard dog correction collars. However, a true Creative knows that the best imagination is re-imagination.