Even-tempered and friendly to a fault, Oscar is a mainstay of the Faceless Corporation's storage facilities. While some employees in storage have come and gone rather rapidly, Oscar has remained courteous and professional even under the most extreme pressure. Some have said “something's missing upstairs” when it comes to our beloved Mr. Blonk. If that's the case, we should consider removing it from everyone else, as well!
Keep up the good work, Oscar!