G.R.I.S.T.L.E.s! The repugnant wretched 'rasslers from another plane of existence are here, and they're never going away!
What is “G.R.I.S.T.L.E.”, you ask? That part is simple! Gross Radical Invisible Screaming Terrors Living Everywhere! They leap! They fly! They gnash! They quiver! G.R.I.S.T.L.E. mini-figures will make you collect-crazy! With over 1,000 little freaks to find, your life's work may never be complete. You'll search for them, you'll dream about them, it will be the same dream every night! Guaranteed!
They're twisted, they're bent, they're kind of folded in! Lanky, chubby, wobbly, grubby, slinky, slimy, googly, grimy, broken, decayed, wilted, wasted, vaguely familiar! I can't believe it's true, but G.R.I.S.T.L.E. figures come in all shapes, but only one size - tiny! Very, very tiny! No two are the same, and no three are three, but six! It's hard to explain!
Launched in 1988 by Patooey! Toys, G.R.I.S.T.L.E. characters have appeared in cartoons, video games, corners, and much more! Web-based toy collecting newsletter Nostalgia Geekly called G.R.I.S.T.L.E. “One of the most off-putting toys of the 80s”, and with toy lines like the Putrid Pillaging Pirate Parrots and Durdles, that's saying quite a lot!
Now, G.R.I.S.T.L.E. mini-figures are making a comeback! I hope! The Faceless Corporation should be proud to re-release these figures, and every child in the world should have them! They're everywhere! They should be everywhere!
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