Yarr, mateys! Walk the plank with these salty sea dogs who happen to be birds! Since the 1980s, the PPPP have been the most recognizable and beloved trash-talking, village pillaging n'er-do-wells to fill toy aisles with branded merchandise! The Parrots are one of Patooey Toys' classic brands!
Join the Putrid Pillaging Pirate Parrots as they sail between distant lands, fighting mutant foes across the seven seas. Press their beaks for realistic squawking action! Buy the Santa Guano Ghost Ship play set and stage your own terrifying battles between funny animal characters.
Who's your favorite Parrot?
Join them as they do battle with the worst villains on water!
But our heroes are not alone. They have friends who are also available for purchase!
Putrid Pillaging Pirate Parrots are the best! Don't be fooled by imitators like Apathetic Technocratic Tycoon Raccoons, Marker-Huffing Crime-Busting Multi-Colored Songbirds, Agoraphobic Hypothetical Axe-Wielding Hermit Crabs, Dangerously Demented Middle-Aged Marmosets, Post-Election Presidential Ghost-Hunting Gila Monsters, Crazy Killer Cultist Kittens, Mincing Mustachioed Monocle’d Millipedes, Undersized Suicidal Supermodel Unicorns, Awkward Retro-Gaming Twenty-Something Scallops, Acidic Internet-Famous Blogger Caterpillars, Over-Powered Gun-Toting Muscle-Bound Amoebas, Ghoulishly Gross Glowing Grubs, Post-Apocalyptic Snot-Dripping Hazmat Salamanders, Passive-Aggressive Dysfunctionally Co-Dependent Ducklings, Oversexed Dewey-Eyed Skull-Headed Mantids, Radical Reprocessed Regenerating Roadkill, Socially-Stunted Harmless-Looking Serial Killer Squirrels, Futuristic Bounty-Hunting Laser Crows, Pasty-Faced Acne-Riddled Bubble-Blowing Squid, Unrelated Half-Dead Electric Mosquitoes, Creepy Four-Eyed Invader Ants, Ridiculously Radioactive Redneck Roaches, Constantly Combusting Face-Melter Ferrets, Disobedient Nano-Technical Rocket Gnats, Gum-Chewing Airheaded Hitman Goldfish, Busy Distant Father Locusts, Manic-Depressive Slightly-Obsessive Trailblazing Emus, or Dumpster-Dwelling Failed Inventor Beetles!
For more information, contact Leslie Chambers.