Item: “Mr. Shy”
Designation: Test Subject (Discontinued)
Storage Contact: Oscar Blonk
Number in Storage: 1
Cluster of assorted body parts from several unknown persons drawn together around what cursory scans reveal to be a metallic orb. Mass mostly covered by white sheet, thankfully, though organs and entrails dangle below hem of cloth.
Subject moves on these extended guts like sparse tentacles, though they show no common use other than movement. By extending as such, they give Mr. Shy's primary mass the appearance of hovering. Subject shows no signs of purposeful motivation, but will randomly wander. The only exception to this behavior is if someone suffers an injury in the vicinity of Mr. Shy, at which point it will approach and seemingly attempt to “add” the wounded body part to itself. We have not witnessed a successful attempt. Also appears to recoil from light.
Mass does not appear to decay.
Reason for storage: Unknown, but most likely obvious uselessness.
Final Order: Permanent Closed Storage.
Further Notes: It tends to bleed so we've sealed its container, mostly with duct tape. You will also be seeing an odd expense listed concerning air fresheners. Contact me if there's an issue.