Item: Disaster Cat
Designation: Subject (Terminated)
Storage Contact: Oscar Blonk
Number in Storage: 1
Domestic short-haired feline with tabby markings of average size for adult feline. Wears black harness with pockets for several emergency items. This includes but is not limited to first aid materials, flashlight, Albuterol inhaler, and energy bars. Subject will squeal, hiss, and bite if staff attempts to remove said harness, however she appears to be declawed and can inflict no scratching damage. Subject trained to rush to the aid of personnel who are in legitimate distress.
Subject appears to require abnormally low amounts of rest, but will nap at length if ordered to go on break. Subject seems most content upon completion of a “rescue” or when presented with token rewards.
Reason for storage:
Security footage revealed subject purposefully tripping or otherwise disabling personnel with the purpose of rendering them unconscious. Subject would then come to their aid and/or alert other members of staff.
Final Order: On Hold.
Further Notes: We're using her as intended, since she appears to patrol high-risk storage areas nonstop with little time for unapproved behavior. Would be nice if she'd let us pet her.